Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 25, 2014
Rodeo Jones: Cobra, the electricity between you and that Rip Haywire could power my hot plate for a month! What is it with you two? Cobra Carson: He's my ex... we were together until I made a (Ka-Cough) career change... he wasn't supportive, so he ditched me for your boss Spur's niece. Rodeo Jones: For someone with such a small chin, he's sure got a lotta nerve! Treating a sweet little thing like you that way! Cobra Carson: I know, right? It's not like I trapped him in a tiger pit or anything!