Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 27, 2014
Rip Haywire: Spur, we found the bank manager. You might say we were "dead" wrong about him. Yes, that was a joke. Listen, meet me at the hospital! Spur: Get my gold back, Sheriff. I was this close to having enough to bathe in, like scrooge McDuck! Rip Haywire: Nurse, what happened to the smelly patient in this room, Dakota Stone? Woman: He up and vanished, but this was left on his bed. Note: I stole Spurs loot! I stole your girl too! You might be asking why I like making you look like a boob! 1.) I hate you! 2.) You're too stupid to see through my disguises! 3.) Square chins ain't cool, ya know! -Highwayman TNT: Uh-oh! I've only seen that look once, and it did not end well for the goon on the receiving end of it! Spur: Good lawd! I-I think I saw smoke come outta his nostrils!