Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 12, 2014
Voice: Membawa! Rip Haywire: Don't try anything, Cobra-if they wanted us dead we'd be worm dust- Cobra Carson: Then why aren't we dead, Rip? Rip Haywire: I'm guessing' they believe in slow food. Man 2: Kita memilikinya! TNT: Oh crud, what do I do about this? Save his neck again or flee- I'm partial to fleeing. What am I saying? Rip's a good guy- he always gives me some bacon when he goes to perkins. I'll do it for the bacon! But wait! Lots of people eat bacon- I could get another master who gives me savory cured meats- but what if I get a vegetarian or worse, a vegan. I'm coming to save yah, Rip!