Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 18, 2013
Man: If I cna't get my million dollar ransom from your kidnappin', Spur... then you don't get to enjoy your money, either! I'll plug your like an AC adapter! Breezy: Sheriff, as Mayor of starlight town, I order you to drop your weapon and stop using letal smiles! Uncle Spur: It was worth a try. Breezy: His awful smiles were really getting on my nerves.