Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 13, 2013
Uncle Spur: Our kidnappers are forcing me to transfer a million dollars into a bank account they set up. Breezy: We didn't pick Rip up at the airport... there's a chance he will search for us. Uncle Spur: Darlin' the chances of that are slim. <KA-BOOM!> Uncle Spur: Then again, what do I know about slim? Breezy: Squeel! He's so romantic!