Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 01, 2013
Narrator: Midnight on a deserted beach in Hawaii Cobra Carson: Rip, that was fast. I hope you didn't let that French goon off easily. Rip Haywire: He'll be sipping his croissandwiches through a straw for at least a week. I let him keep two incisors if he gave me the precious doodad. Finally, it's time to see what makes this thing so special Cobra Carson: Wait Rip! Once we open that thing, there's no telling what'll happen. Rip Haywire: Tough nudges I have to Cobra! Cobra Carson: If it melts my face, I'll- Rip Haywire: Thanks for you support.