Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 18, 2013
Rip Haywire: Nobody pulls a gun on me without a proper introduction. Who are you? Breezy: Who cares? That 'state says "evil" Fengshui Kelly: My apologies. My name is Fengshui Kelly. Rip Haywire: Fengshui Kelly, of the Diamond smuggling Kellys? Fengshui Kelly: Ah, you've heard of me. Most impressive, mister... Rip Haywire: Haywire, Rip Haywire. But you can call me "The reason I have to eat through a straw now." Breezy: Less wisecracky, more punchy, Rip! Fengshui Kelly: Mr. Haywire, I need a pilot... I'll pay you a thousand dollars an hour. Breezy: Hey Feng, we got off on the wrong foot! It's cool if I call you 'Feng,' right?