Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 18, 2013
Rip Haywire and the curse of Tangaroa! Graphic Novel. Rip Haywire: The next time it won't richet off your break! I'll drill you! Man: All right! All right! They're in the bay in Longbeard's sub! Rip Haywire: One last thing. This should slow you down. Man: ARRG! My Foot! I'll never play semi-pro soccer again! I'll kill you for this! Rip Haywire: If you ever think you're man enough- the name's Rip Haywire- look me up. Man: I'll look you up, all right! I'll look you up in the morgue ! Dead! Do you hear me! The Morgue! I really should have closed with a better threat.