Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 16, 2013
Rip: TNT, shut your kibble scented mouth! I have never even been to Kodiak island. TNT: Rip, don't ruin the ending for the goon... Where was I? Oh yeah, so Rip leaps into my arms and says... Rip: Be my dog forevers. TNT: Well - OK. Rip: That is not how we met! TNT: Is too! Goon: Enough! Next you'll be telling us about your love life - Rip: Ooo - I wasn't gonna go there, but since you asked, I'll spill! Her name is Cobra Carson Cactus: This mustang filly showed up on our intelligence radar - we want you to hunt this rather - I heard you've got history, amigo. Rip: Our paths crossed one enchanted night on the French riviera. Mac Cactus: top agent of G.U.N.S. a super secret U.S. intelligence unit, but don't tell anybody I told you!