Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 14, 2013
Rip: Hey! Do you hear that? It's a helicopter! TNT: Great. We can charter a flight off this stank atoll. Rip: Or we can use it to get over the palace walls! TNT: I only fly planes. Rip: But I can fly a chopper! TNT: Um, that's not flying, that's attempted murder. Rip: Dogs are property. Let's go.