Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 08, 2013
Lady: You are going to find your missing woman friend, haole? Sigh. I have 15 lovely granddaughters! Rip: I'm sure they're too old for me. Now, to find my dog! Aaaww-ah-ah-ah ha! TNT, quit hiding and get your backside up here, pronto! ... Pronto! ... Pronto! ... Pronto! TNT: Settle down! I hope you brought bacon back from your brush with death, unlike last time!