Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 17, 2013
TNT: Your disguise better work, Rip! If Cobra sees through our plan, we're tiger chunks! Stop worrying, TNT! This is a classic ruse! Um - arr, swab, uh - hoist the poop deck. Cobra: You sound familiar - have we met? Rip: Not unless you've been hospitalized with scurvy for the past eight years. My gall bladder still hurts!