Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 26, 2013
Dutch: Did Cobra tell you she was the Polynesian pirate queen? Rip: She doesn't know yet! Dutch: Well, you can't tell her, boy - Rip: But, daddy, her criminal past is exactly that - in the past. Dutch: Son, you're a baboon if you think a cobra can change its icky spots. Rip: Dad, you know we talked about your mixed animal metaphors. Meanwhile Rip: (wail!) (bawl!) (snort!) Cobra: Those are the malformed sobs of a man with a huge chin. Rip must be here!