Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 23, 2013
Rip: So you're saying that Cobra is the true heir to a nefarious pirate empire? Lady: There isn't much left. Madame poi sank most of the assets into trying to bring back coke 2. But with the right pirate queen and loyal intern, the sky's the limit. Rip: I thought after prison you were going straight. Lady: Yeah, straight back into crime.