Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 20, 2013
Guard: You were very lucky I let you in, senors - this prison has strict policies. Rip: He took my last fifty bucks! Dutch: I'm worth more! Rip: The prison doc says you'll make it and keep your leg - Dutch: Good thing. I've got a tai bo class on Thursday! Rip: Too bad it wasn't your tongue that almost got cut off. Dutch: Where are you going? I'm not finished bawling you out!