Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 16, 2013
Rip: Dutch Haywire, father, soldier of fortune extraordinaire- fugitive from the law. Dutch: Eep. Rip: I thought you wanted to spend time with me. But all you were doing was hiding out. Dutch: That is totally not true, boy. Rip: It's not? Oh, papa... Dutch: OK, OK, enough with the mush! It's true, it's true!