Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 15, 2012
November 14, 2012
November 16, 2012
Transcript:
Rip: Call my phone again! TNT: This is creepy! Whenever I'm creeped out, my hair poofs up. Rip: It's coming from this well. Phone: We are never ever ever ever getting back together... TNT: Eep! Somebody picked up, and then hung up. Rip: I'm going down there! TNT, this is no time to be scared! TNT: How can you tell?
@Dan ThompsonOnce again…
Rip Haywire has a Taylor Swift ringtone?
Okay, even someone as in love with Taylor as I am could never do that.
(I’m writing a musical on her music, like ABBA had Mamma Mia! And if that isn’t love, I don’t know what is. That girl’s face and voice haunts my heart so much that just to look at her makes me weak at the knees.)
Taylor and Rip don’t make such a good combo.
(OH GOD, I JUST IMAGINED TAYLOR AND RIP AS AN ITEM.)
(TO QUOTE GREEN DAY…“GIVE ME NOVOCAINE!”)