Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 20, 2012
RJ: Misty, the plan was to leave together at dawn! You know that monsters love plan-ruiners! Misty: Danger or no danger, nobody is keeping me from winning this race! Rip: Listen, my love for danger knows no bounds, but that doesn't mean I'd go and fight a tank with my fists. Well, not again. Let's get - hold it! Do you hear that? Somebody is smashing up our camp! Still want to meet up with that alone? RJ: I'd have to bring nose plugs, that's for sure. Misty: Gack, it's like an Arby's dumpster in the middle of a heat wave!