Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 06, 2012
Rip: Mornin' - let's get moving - we want to keep our lead. RJ: We were way ahead of the pack yesterday - I guess Misty is in the lead now. Rip: Not for long, pard - hey! Somebody sabotaged my climbing ropes. They're cut half-way through. RJ: Hey, that's Misty's pack. She must have taken mine by mistake! Rip: I bet your ropes were cut, too. Misty could be in big trouble! RJ: What kind of monster would do something like this? Rip: Here's a hint: he's fat, stole my girl and smells like a pancake buffet!