Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 29, 2012
Rip: Hello, clean-shaven chin - I've missed your sharpness. Kid, get your trail boots. We're winning the race up big whoop mountain! RJ: Seriously? With that prize money, we could get back our lives. Rip: Only some of them, kid. We still have to wrest Cobra from the fat man's portly grip! Meanwhile Vile: Haywire's back! I need him to be dead again. Man: I'll make him disappear like an NBC spin-off, daddy! Vile: A son who didn't like "Joey" is no son of mine!