Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 26, 2012
Rip: You still love me, but you're going to marry Vile Smith? Cobra: Without the beard - and yups. Vile: You heard her, she's my foxy lady, and I'm her Hendrix. Rip: More like Hydrox. Cobra: He's right, Rip. I'm his (shudder) big mama. Rip: But I- Vile: Cobra, say goodbye - Cobra: I will - give us a minute, big sugar? Before you go - I want you to deliver this package for me. Rip: Please say it's a bomb! At least give me that!