Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 15, 2012
Rip: Everyone I love thinks I'm dead. Here's the big cactus ranch - Man: Can I help you, stranger? Rip: Yeah, I'm looking for the people who live here - my family? Man:This is our ranch, hippie. Any "family" you had is long gone. Rip: I've been dead for a couple of years. Slam! Man: Sheesh, do they not have Schick quattro in the afterlife, beardy?