Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 10, 2012
Rip: The rogue Amish are getting away with the prisoners! Time for plan B! Chancy: What's your plan B? Rip: It's a lot like plan A, only with more pitchforks. Sit tight, ladies, I'm here to rescue you! Ladies: Look mama, it's Chancy's big fellah! And to think we made him sleep in the hay loft in the barn. Rip: Don't feel bad. Once I got over my weevil allergy, it was quite cozy!!