Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 26, 2012
Rip: Mac, we'll destroy skull and be back by supper - have you tried the new Arby's yet? Cactus: Rip - You wanted to know everything about operation Cobra Carson. Rip: I did. Cactus: It's possible that your senorita won't survive this one, amigo. Rip: Don't talk crazy, Mac! It's me, Rip! I cheat death like a riverboat gambler! Cactus: She'll need all your death-cheatin' skills, pard. And then some! Rip: Not many people know this, but death is very gullible!