Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 29, 2012
Rip: You duped me into marrying you, Cobra?! Cobra: Rip, honey, I love you. But without the promise of extreme danger, we all know you'd be too afraid to commit! McLuvyah: Some of the best marriages have a strong backbone of deceit, Rip! It's all in my book "lying to love"! Cobra: And just think of how much money we'll save on insurance. Rip: Well, I guess as man and wife we will be able to blow up twice the stuff at half the cost! Ka-twirl! Cobra: That's the romantic guy I fell for.