Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 18, 2012
Rip: Cobra, if you've still got skull programming in your brain, we can get it out - and use it to kick some villain butt! Cobra: How? Rip: Doctor McLuvyah. Cobra: The nut job love doctor? But he zapped his guts into cheese nips! Rip: No, his cupid's arrow-o-doom machine actually zapped him buck naked into a waffle house three blocks down the street. Cobra: So his death ray actually turned out to be a teleporter? Rip: He then fell in love with the waitress who served him his loaded hash browns.