Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 10, 2012
Man: Mano, we trusted you, and you ripped us off worse than the cable guy! For stealing out gold, you are hereby banished from our awesome island! And we're revoking your wi-fi access! Mano: Fine! We'll leave! C'mon, Louise, let's go, honey. We know when we're not wanted. Louise: Daddy, did you lose your shotgun in the lava? Man: Nope. Mano: Y'know, you used to be about the cheating and the stealing. You've changed, Louise!