Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 30, 2012
Man: Your friends survived that plunge off 'no survivors peak'. Now we have to rename it, which will be years of red tape! Cobra: Of course they did. I'm too foxy to hang with the easily killed crowd! Now Popokitty! Strike! Unleash your feline fury! Mew: Ka-plop! Man: Gaah! Cobra: Hands down the worst cat attack ever, but it got the job done. Popokitty: Mew! Man: My foot is crushed! I'll never bowl again!