Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 26, 2012
Rip: You sold popokitty to the witch doctor who is bilking all those villagers out of their fortunes? Man: Yup! Rip: I've met some shrewd trolls in my day, but selling out your own people... Man: Still my people, except now I'm rich people and they ain't. Rip: You're going to straighten this out and end this charade, pard. Man: No can do, sucker. Don't forget I got the gun. Cobra: Not for long! TNT: Jinx!