Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 24, 2012
Man: You say you're lost? Rip: Your old neighbors were going to toss my friends into their volcano! We just want to get back to our boat and get out of here. Man: I can't let yah do that, son. I aim to sell the devil back to those nut job villagers. Rip: What, do you not have enough coconuts to get through the winter or something?