Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 05, 2012
Poi: Employees these days! My pirate crew abandoned me when they saw I was in trouble! I'm going to track them down and give them the worst performance reviews of their lives! Everyone into the drink! I've got to be light if I'm going to catch those turncoats! Captain: Young lady, you will pay for this, or my name isn't sheriff Kakua T. Justice - Poi: Shut your papaya hole, old man! Ka-boot! Captain: Yow! Kicking a sheriff with high heels is a federal offense in this county, Poi!