Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 21, 2012
Poi: Cobra is shark bait. You shall now be my man - Rip: Cobra was the only woman I'll ever love. Poi: Who said anything about love, you boy scout? Come to madame Poi - I will show you what a real hell cat is like! Rip: You've got a little ham stuck in your teeth, Poi. Poi: Why? Why must everyone ruin my moments?!