Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 17, 2012
TNT: Hey, Cobra, look! Trouble? Man: Ahoy-hoy! My boat is ablaze! Never try to fry a turkey below deck! I'm too handsome to die at sea! TNT: That goes double for us! Man: Hey, you're chained up? Trouble? Cobra: Yes, but there's more coming! Meanwhile Poi: Hula for me, man-slave! Rip: I would like to see my man-slave union rep immediately!