Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 27, 2012
Cobra: You dumped the future evil mastermind of skull because you fell in love with me? Rip: She was too soft and flowery. I'll never forget the first time you knocked me unconscious with the butt of a gun. Cobra: Aw, me either. Clank! TNT: Did you hear that? Cobra: I think they're coming for us! This is it - doomsday! Rip: OK, it's time to face death! Quick check: is everyone wearing clean underwear? You?