Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 23, 2012
Voice: Cobra Carson, you stand accused of creating the evil empire skull! Cobra: On what grounds? The only empire I've created was on Sid Meier's civilization! Voice: Many years ago, you met Rip Haywire on the French Riviera! Cobra: That's a crime against the world? Voice: Shushies! I'm not finished! He feel madly in love with you! Cobra: Can you blame him, number 6? Voice: Please, can I have your digits? But Rip was engaged to another! Did you know that, miss I'm-too-seductive-to-be-guilty? She sure is! Silence, number 6!