Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 27, 2012
Goons: Sorry, ponytail, I got orders to leave you out here too. Dutch: A girl your age should know how to disarm a gunman from that distance. Fawn: I must have missed that day at girl scout camp, grandpa! How-did- you had no pulse! You were dead!!! Dutch: Nonsense, honey. One time when I was in Japan I hooked up with this ninja dame - she was real cute - taught me how to slow down my heartbeat. Fawn: Can you slow mine down now!?