Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 12, 2012
Guard: Sheriff Cactus, DA Linc Lawson is on the train. He wants to see you. Rip: Oh crud! I'm Melba toast. Linc: Sheriff Cac- Rip: Er-great horny toads? Linc: This better be good. Rip: If escaping with Axe Jefferson to save the lives of my family is good - then yes.