Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 10, 2012
Prisoners: Guard, this man needs some water-guard! Cough-cough. Gua- Guard: Shut yer fry hole, yah crummy jerk face! Ka-whack Rip: Hey! Who showed you how to handle a gun, Dick Cheney? No gun-butting the prisoners. Guard: What're you gonna do 'bout it? Rip: I'll drop you like my mom dropped all my burger king star wars glasses! Guard: Your mom too!? All right! All right!