Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 23, 2011
Cobra: Rip, I dated Linc just to make you jealous. It was childish. I love you - the truth is - I'm never going to find a man who knows how to make my heart explode along with the bad guys' heads. Is that a blood diamond? Are you telling me that our next mission is taking us to South Africa? Rip: Th-this is much more dangerous, and it came from Jared!