Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 19, 2011
Linc: That jerky mobster Axe Jefferson has absconded with the star witnesses in his trial! Mac, go start a hard-target search! Cactus: Will do. Linc: I've got to run. I'm late for my own Christmas party - Uh-Haywire, if you don't have any plans I'd like to invite you - I think you need to talk to a certain lady who'll be there. Dutch: Dang! I was hopin' you two would fight over her - Rip: Zip it, old man, or you'll be sucking your Christmas goose through a tube.