Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 08, 2011
Rip: Hold it, Mac, swing by the post office before we head out. Cactus: Will do, podner. Rip: I have a package to pick up. Name's Haywire. Lady: Ah yes, the one from the amazon. Rip: Oooo! I hope it's my kindle fire! Lady: No, yah idjit, the amazon! Bark! Rip: Sweet south american whoo-dee who!