Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 06, 2011
RJ: We're going to pop into this store, Rip. Rip: I'll be over visitin' with sheriff Cactus and Dutch. Cactus: Well, howdy, and look - he still has all his teeth. Dutch: How'd it go last night with Cobra, lover boy? Rip: Oh, I think I fared as well as you would. Dutch: Woof. That's ugly no matter how you're lookin' at it. Cactus: I'm glad you're here, Rip, I need you to drive out to old man Parson's ranch with me - Rip: Nothing like an old man's farm to fix love troubles. I'm in! Dutch: Ooo, he sells cider donuts, too. Count me in!