Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 03, 2011
TNT: Being dumped stinks, Rip. If you need a furry shoulder, I'm here. Rip: Thanks, old friend. TNT: Forget Cobra! She doesn't know what she's missing! I mean, a guy who always brings me bacon when he comes back from Perkins is aces in my book. Rip: That was Cobra who always did that for you. TNT: And do you happen to know where she will be staying?