Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 01, 2011
Rip: I don't think I've ever danced with you - well, to music anyway. Cobra: Let's step out on the balcony, Rip. How dare you kiss another girl while I'm alive! Rip: But I emailed you one of those "me sorree" cat pictures! Didn't you get it? Cobra: You traipse off to the amazon because you don't trust me. There, you immediately make out with the first camouflage skirt you see. And I'm the back-stabber? You gave me a heart, Haywire, and then you stuck a knife through it! Waitress: Would you like some champagne, sir? Rip: Is that all you got?