Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 23, 2011
Rip: Gaaah! What is that horrific stench? TNT: It's me, Ripster. The amazon has not been kind to my macho yet silky coat. Plus you were gone for a while and I was left to fend for myself on this dank, gooey river. Let's just say the wild dog in me was unleashed - I had the thirst of a mad dog dying of hydrophobia. It needed quenching! Dutch: Hey, who drank all my cheladas? Rip: You didn't - TNT: Don't judge me!