Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 10, 2011
Rip: And you said I knocked out guards like a girl. Help me chain this one up. Dutch: Who's the dude that looks like he could use a meal or ten? Rip: Bliss' husband Bill! Turns out he totally wasn't dead! Goon: River Jack isn't going to like this - he gets a serious rash when prisoners escape. He'll treat you worse than NBC treated Conan! Dutch: Your pop culture threats mean nothing to me, boy! And you better worry 'bout your own skin, when River Jack finds us gone!