Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 26, 2011
Guard: You move Haywire and we'll blow that kid sky high! Rip: Kid? Kid: Sim, senhor. Rip: Can you walk? Kid: I try. Guards: Hey, anyone moves an inch, I'm blowing us all into tiny, gross bits! Uh - when were you planning on consulting me about this, Pito? Sorry, Adrenaline makes me selfish, Tongo.