Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 20, 2011
Meanwhile, village mob boss Axe Jefferson meets up with his goons down below the rapids! Axe: You let them get away!? Goon: Hey, we all saw race for your life, Charlie Brown! Axe: OK, fine! But they have to come back this way, and I want them riddled with bullets before they reach town! Goon: If they're riddled with bullets, how could they - Axe: You don't always have to be the smartest guy in the room, Kevin!