Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 06, 2011
RJ: Do you see the thugs that are after us out there, Rip? Rip: They're out there, all right. I can smell skulking goon from three counties away. RJ: I'm scared, Rip. I bet you never get scared. Rip: I'm scared too, kid, but there are just some things you have to do no matter how pants-soakingly terrifying. RJ: Like wait for goons to attack you in the middle of the night? Rip: I was going to say a committed relationship, but OK.