Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 29, 2011
Rip: Was I right? Isn't this the most relaxing camping trip you've ever been on! TNT: I don't know, Ripster, I can't seem to get Netflix on the iPad out here. Rip: We're out camping, TNT. Forget Netflix! TNT: No can do, Rip, I'm halfway through the first season of "murder she wrote", and I need to see where everything's going! Rip: Hold it, get down. Did you see those lights? TNT: No! Just stars from my blood-pressure rising, Mr. Scare-me-to-death!